Why does decaf coffee even exist? Yeah, we don’t know either. Probably just to make us mad. Coffee without caffeine is less delicious, less intriguing, less stimulating and WAY less magical. If you’re a cafe connoisseur who won’t touch decaf, even at midnight, the Death Before Decaf cartoon style pin is an essential part of your persona. Update your clothing, backpack or beanie with this adorable, wearable ode to caffeine. Oh you made fresh decaf? Don’t. Even. Come. At. Me. With. That. Stuff.